Murphy’s teaching laws

Posted: December 7, 2011 by anusiasz in Ania Sz

A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.

The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.

New students come from schools that do not teach anything.

Clocks will run more quickly during free time.

On a test day, at least 15% of the class will be absent.

No matter what the problem, alcohol will always solve it.

Whenever you have beer in your room, your RA decides it’s the perfect time to make surprise inspections.

Notes written in class are hieroglyphics at home.

Problems that you can work won’t be on the test.

Problems that you can’t work will be on the test.

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